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Friday, January 1st, 2010
22 years and counting, during which I’ve achieved an English Degree, I still cannot pronounce this word.
Woarchestershiar? Whoreshesher?
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Thursday, December 31st, 2009
“I’ll move onward, the only direction. Can’t be scared to fail, I’ll search for perfection.”
- Sean Carter
Because Brian and I were talking about ambition and the drive to achieve the things you want versus just settling. Next year, shit gets real.
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Monday, December 28th, 2009
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Monday, December 14th, 2009
Rocky: yeah I figured eventually
Moi: I’m not the type to say I told you so, just the type to make this condescending sentence about not actually saying that phrase
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Sunday, December 13th, 2009
*considers hitting up his old friend who became a doctor in order to find out what diseases one needs to be stricken with in order to be authorized to be treated with medical marijuana*
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Sunday, December 13th, 2009
Still have my job, yet I’m still broke. I still have a headache, but today was a good day.
That’s like a line that Young Jeezy would write. Like I told Josue, like, 3 years ago, “How can you call this guy a good rapper? His ish doesn’t even rhyme!”
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Sunday, November 29th, 2009
Didi: it was about addictions, and there were 2 people from that show intervention there
Didi: i was so sad
Didi: when my friend went to oprah she got sandwiches
Moi: lmao
Didi: i didn’t get a fucking sandwich
Didi: didn’t get shit
Moi: xD
Didi: i was like hey guys dont worry
Didi: oprah will have bagels
Didi: NO
Didi: NO BAGELS
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Friday, November 13th, 2009
I remember when I first got this job, Allan told me that once I got used to shooting video, I was gonna see technique everywhere. He wasn’t joking, I can barely watch TV without paying attention to shit like framing and focus and iris and stuff. But mostly I wish my job included shooting footage of the hot UFC ring girls.
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Saturday, October 24th, 2009
I think my favorite part about jogging is having a legitimate reason to drink Gatorade.
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Sunday, October 11th, 2009
Kyle: Anyhoo…. I need one more neighbor in FarmVille to expand my farm.
Kyle: Get your ass in gear.
Moi: i have a no facebook app policy
Moi: sure today i join your farm thing, tomorrow i’m hunting goddamn werewolves and accepting virtual mojitos
Kyle: You son of a bitch.
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