K, check engine light gone! AK was like, lololol 80$ for diagnostics. And since I used to do that shit FOR FREE at Autozone, I was understandably annoyed by that presumption.

Marissa, the lady who sold me my car, referred me to an autoshop down the street (World’s auto) and a toothless yet kind old man, pulled the code for me pro bono. Error code: Clutch switch. Dunno what that means, but he erased it for me anyway (illegal in Texas, folks!).

I offered him a tip as thanks for doing it free, but he insisted it was okay. He has earned all future business from me.

Also, Jailbait in bikinis: trying to coax you into getting your car washed since the beginning of time. If I didn’t spend, like, a gajillion dollars on the machine wash not two days ago I would have caved in to be honest. Would it have been creepy to stand on the side taking pictures? lawl